Delaware Liberal

New Rules For Republican “Fess Conferences”

Just as it is unrealistic to have a celibate Catholic clergy, I don’t think we should expect Republican office holders to be monogamous. They are like bonobo monkeys. They simply have to have sex with people other than their wives, so I think we should let them.

Otherwise I think we continue to run the risk of having them run off to South America and meet in airport bathrooms.

We need to come some accommodation that works for everyone. The way things stand, these Republicans are giving regular adultery a bad name. If the current state of affaires is allowed to persist how long will it be until people start to associate adultery with incompetence?

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