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TMZ Reports Michael Jackson Dead

Cardiac arrest. Wasn’t breathing when the paramedics arrived. The cause is unknown, but he had reportedly just caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zpTQCQEFhg[/youtube]

Who knew that when he was looking in the mirror and exhorting himself to ‘Make that change’ he was talking about his pigmentation and the shape of his nose?

Well, as the video shows, one thing he never lacked was talent.

Update 6:35 PM: LA Times is reporting that Jackson is dead. CNN still says coma. MSNBC says dead.

Update 6:42 PM: CNN is now reporting that Jackson is dead.

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