Heating microwave leftovers without covering them because it is easier to clean the microwave when you can see the sauce all over the place. (Duh!)
Positioning the ottoman over dog pee is the same as cleaning it up. (Everyone knows that.)
Allowing the dog to chew through third pair of loafers because the family dog needs creative outlet too. (Have a heart.)
Depositing the mail from mailbox directly into the trash can because it is going there eventually anyway. (It makes perfect sense when you think about it.)
Leaving just enough coffee in the pot for next person to get one third of a cup because maybe the next person wanted just a little burned coffee instead of a full cup of fresh coffee. (Have you considered that?)
Intentionally leaving the toilet seat up out of courtesy to the next user. (Mr. Nice guy!)