You reallyreally thought the Beast Who Just Can’t Help Himself would pass up this opportunity? Even though ‘bulo wants Jason back, there are some bridges too far. No, not Jason’s return, but the featuring of Player’s “Baby Come Back, aka the Swifter Mop Song” here. Besides, JMY has already used that one:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0zgwVZtlUU&feature=related[/youtube]
Ray Charles: Baby Please Don’t Go
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfyFI-4ZsaE[/youtube]
Temptations: Ain’t Too Proud to Beg
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhgdsxtNNUw&feature=related[/youtube]
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles: What’s So Good About Goodbye?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuiu9KYk1Fs&feature=related[/youtube]
Bonnie Raitt/Jackson Browne: My Opening Farewell
Here’s the inside story about why Jason had to leave: “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…”:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJ7QQqaYKA&annotation_id=annotation_578474&feature=iv[/youtube]
Stealer’s Wheel: Stuck In the Middle With You
But don’t worry. ‘Bulo hopes and suspects that pretty soon the gang’ll be back together and singin’ this one into their Twin Lakes longnecks:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FmPhJkdTwU[/youtube]
Thin Lizzy: The Boys Are Back in Town
Promise/Threat to Jason: Don’t make El Somnambulo wait too long for your return. Otherwise, he might be forced to bring that Swifter Duster song out of the, um, broom closet.