Glenn Beck’s special brand of frothing, crying, apocalyptic, “Obama is a racist!” hysteria has driven all of Beck’s larger advertisers away, thanks to an awareness campaign from ColorOfChange.org. So who’s left?
The jokes write themselves. Now we know why Beck viewers feel the need to brag about their powerful handguns.
The rest of the list? Well, there’s the Egg Genie. No doubt conservatives everywhere will be giving their somewhat less-loved ones many of these this Christmas. There’s a portable oxygen concentrator – not sure whether the private health insurers that Beck loves so much would actually cover them. There’s one of those “free” (meaning not free) credit score websites, how reputable. There’s also Rosetta Stone language products (please, conservatives, show your love for Beck and learn a goddamned foreign language). It’s all generally stuff that you call a 1-800 number for and pay shipping and handling charges, then see later in the store for less money under the label “As Seen On TV”.
Have at it.