Archive for September 9th, 2009

How Is This Not A Strip Search?

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I’m getting tired of these stories, and have even gone as far to tell my children to disobey any school administrator/teacher that tells them to remove their clothing.  Who would have thought that I’d have to add don’t listen to a school administrator/teacher when they tell you to strip to my do not talk to […]

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Breaking news!!!

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I was beat up by little Nazi’s on my way to the bus stop today.  Apparently the little bastards were chanting something about staying in school, studying and working hard will make them successful.  This country is going to hell in a hand basket

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Breaking! Tape Smuggled from Somnambulo Rehab!

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From the Editor:  We have received this anonymous tape smuggled out of the Homey D Clown Third Person Withdrawal Center purportedly by someone close to El Somnambulo, if indeed such a person exists. Some well-intended medic, Nurse Ratched perhaps, believes that this borderline (in more than one sense of the word) offensive tape will provide […]

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