My Darling Tyler,
I was so disappointed I couldn’t call in to the Rick Jensen Show yesterday. Needless to say, I rarely listen to Mr. Jensen, but just the thought of you hosting the show – with that melodious radio voice – sent my heart racing. But in between my sighs (and errands and kids coming home from school – I know, talk about a mood killer!) you said something that I feel compelled to address…
Democrats are obsessed with sex.
Let’s take this nice and slow. I don’t care what Family Value Republicans do in their bedrooms. Never have, even though one might say that Family Value Republicans can’t keep their noses and pontificating out of everyone else’s boudoir. So when a sanctimonious, Family Values Republican gets caught with their pants down, then I’ll breathlessly point out the hypocrisy.
And that’s the point. Hypocrisy. It’s not an obsession with sex – which isn’t to say Dems aren’t obsessed with sex! Just not in a creepy, peeping Tom sort of way.
Let me also stoke the fires by highlighting the fact that the same people who are moaning and groaning about the possibility of government involvment in “end of life” decisions, were perfectly blissful (and, dare I say it? Orgasmic!) with the government inserting itself into the Terri Schiavo case.
See the deliciously titillating pattern here? H.Y.P.O.C.R.I.S.Y.
(See also that I restrained myself from filling this post with emoticons… in your honor!)
Love always,
Pandora