Delaware Liberal

The Bible is apparently too liberal….

…so the conservatives are going to rewrite the Bible.

I am not joking.

They are going to edit the word of God to make it fit their ideology.

Seriously.

There are no words.

What are some of the areas these godless hell-bound heathens want to edit?

Declaring that “Liberal bias has become the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations”, they have embarked on an ambitious project to strip all Christian principles from the Christian Bible.

Step 1–get rid of Luke 23:34:[7]:

Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”

This quotation is a favorite of liberals but should not appear in a conservative Bible.

Step 2–Reaffirm the well-known fact that Jesus was a capitalist:

Socialistic terminology permeates English translations of the Bible, without justification. This improperly encourages the “social justice” movement among Christians.

So, in the new conservative Bible, there is no forgiveness, and there is no caring for the poor.

Unfuckingbelievable.

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