Is there a bigger idiot than Michael Steele?
HOST: Very quickly, Chairman Steele. The feeling in some circles is that this health care train has left the station with President at the wheel, and Republicans better jump on board.
STEELE: Well, I’m the cow on the tracks, and you’re going to have to stop that train to get this cow off the tracks and move forward.
Cow on the tracks? What up with that? (and, yes, I know his blog name was yanked over stupidity, still… it existed) I’d pay good money to see this geniuses SAT verbal scores, especially any questions on analogies. A quick internet search of cows on the tracks provided this:
Some people discovered a gruesome scene in Dodge County.
That’s where a freight train ran into about two dozen cattle that had strayed onto the tracks.
The train was going about 50 miles per hour at the time.
Bloody remains were scattered for over about a mile and a half.
No one on the train was hurt.
I’m kinda okay with that outcome.