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Breaking! New Compromising Carrie Prejean Footage! Here! Now!

This goes back to when she first ‘found the Lord’. Hadn’t even dyed her hair blonde yet, although the boobs might already have been altered. I’d require a closer inspection to either confirm or deny.

This footage has been under court-ordered seal, and sitting in the vault of a television production company . You know, the one that produces that Saturday night guilty pleasure that you hate to admit you watch.

Due to my contacts in both the music and entertainment industries, I have finally unearthed this exclusive video. In the public interest, I now, at some risk to myself, make this available to you:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjOflq4Ef4c[/youtube]

You’re welcome.

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