As you all know, this is the time of the year that we liberals like to get our war on. The war on Christmas has been a tradition since Bill O’Reilly made it up out of thin air. This year we are hoping to get the better of Christmas and we are going to celebrate on December 18th in Wilmington. Currently, we are planning to meet are C.W. (Christmas Warrior) Harborside at 7PM. I hope you can mark your calendars and come join us for an evening of plotting against Christmas.
And if all else fails, come December 24th, we will just declare victory and pull out of the North Pole altogether.