Red Alert.

Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann will meet in person tonight, thereby insuring that this is our last day on Earth. Such a collision of two immensely narcissistic yet unbelievably stupid individuals will create a vortex of stupid that would swallow our planet whole.

Happy Delaware Day!

Today is the 222nd anniversary of Delaware's ratification of our federal Constitution, the first state in the young country to do so. Since 1933, the Governors of our First State have proclaimed this day to be Delaware Day to celebrate our Firstness.