A PPP poll released last night showed family values teabagger candidate Scott Brown ahead in the MA-Sen special election. While Democrats wring their hands and try to work up some enthusiasm in their electorate, this picture that Scott Brown did for Cosmopolitan resurfaced:
Brown was just 22 when he won Cosmo’s “America’s Sexiest Man” competition. Cosmo wrote that “adorably sexy” Brown likes “slinky girls” and that he wasn’t shy about taking his clothes off. “I’m not ashamed of my body,” Brown told Cosmo. “I work hard enough to keep it in shape. When you go to the beach, you automatically seek out the best bodies, female and male. Why should it be different in a magazine?” Upon reading the full spread, girls will discover that Brown, a self-described patriot, is someone they should want to “snuggle over the longer haul.” (I’m thinking campaign slogans here─”Brown: A Senator You Can Snuggle.”) A law student at Boston College at the time, Brown said he intended to put his $1,000 prize toward his tuition.
Insert your own punchline here.