CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL # 1: A series of photos of Mike Castle with those giant faux Federal checks. (Wacky Warner Brothers-style cartoon music in background).
COPY: (Light-hearted voice redolent of faint ridicule) “What two things do these pictures have in common? One, each shows Mike Castle presenting a giant check for a Delaware program. And, two (music stops), Mike Castle voted against each and every one of these programs.”
“Mike, who do you think you’re fooling?” (Close-up on his gargoyle standard-issue photo grin.)
Use the ‘Clutch Cargo’ moving lips technique (or, I think, the Space Ghost popsicle stick mouth technique) on last photo w/Castle ‘trying to talk’, but only sputtering out the ‘Porky Pig’ stutter.
Announcer says, “That’s all, folks”.
You’re welcome.
Pay me what you can…