At this point I think it’s just easier to assume that a “family values” Republican is having an affair with someone (sex of someone unknown) and that anti-gay crusaders are gay.
The Next Ten Republican Congressional Sex Scandals:
Arizona Republican Trent Franks, Man on Mexican Maid
Colorado Republican Doug Lamborn, Man on Mountain Goat
Texas Republican Randy Neugebauer, Man on Lubbock Petting Zoo
Texas Republican Pete Olson, Craigslist: “Will poop for pay”
Arizona Republican John Shadegg, “She said she was 18”
Oklahoma Republican Jim Inhofe, Gets dick stuck in vinegar bottle
South Carolina Republican Jim DeMint, Supports losers
Kentucky Republican Jim Bunning, “Hiking on Appalachian Trail”
Oklahoma Republican Tom Coburn, Plain vanilla Adultery with best friend’s wife
Idaho Republican Jim Risch, Potato stuck in ass emergency room visit
Pretty much.
RINOs have affairs with women, only true Republicans go man-on-man. h/t Dispatches
At this point I think it’s just easier to assume that a “family values” Republican is having an affair with someone (sex of someone unknown) and that anti-gay crusaders are gay.
The Next Ten Republican Congressional Sex Scandals:
Arizona Republican Trent Franks, Man on Mexican Maid
Colorado Republican Doug Lamborn, Man on Mountain Goat
Texas Republican Randy Neugebauer, Man on Lubbock Petting Zoo
Texas Republican Pete Olson, Craigslist: “Will poop for pay”
Arizona Republican John Shadegg, “She said she was 18”
Oklahoma Republican Jim Inhofe, Gets dick stuck in vinegar bottle
South Carolina Republican Jim DeMint, Supports losers
Kentucky Republican Jim Bunning, “Hiking on Appalachian Trail”
Oklahoma Republican Tom Coburn, Plain vanilla Adultery with best friend’s wife
Idaho Republican Jim Risch, Potato stuck in ass emergency room visit