Men’s Health list the top 10 signs to look for when trying to pick up women looking for sex. Bet there will be an app for this soon. Let’s examine part of the list…
Chatting Up The Bartender
A flirtatious woman can hardly contain herself. She won’t let a male waiter or bartender take her order without flashing a smile and saying something silly, like, “What can you make me that would be really yummy?”
Now see, my first rule would be to avoid anyone who uses the word yummy. Also, why would any man think that a woman flirting with another man is interested in him?
Game PlayingDarts, pool, pinball—women know this makes them easier to approach. That’s why they do it. It’s easy to get a man’s attention when you’re about to jab him in the ribs with a pool cue.
Ladies, did you get that? The only reason women play these games is to get a man’s attention.
Her Drink is Big, Frozen and Blue
I did not make that up. Everyone starting to get the theme of this article?
She’s a ChatterboxIf she leans forward when you’re talking or asks you endless questions, the only way to shut her up is to kiss her.
The only way to shut her up is to kiss her? There is so much wrong with this statement I’m not sure where to begin.
She’s Wearing Thigh-High StockingsWomen only wear sexy underthings when they’re expecting a man to see them. If she’s wearing a thong, she’s trying to avoid panty lines, but sex is on her mind, too. Anything black, red, pink, leopard print, or lace equals “I want you.”
Is this guy for real? Let’s sum it up this way…
- So… if a woman is flirting with another guy she really wants to have sex with you.
- If she’s playing darts or pool she really wants to have sex with you – even if you’re not the person she’s playing darts or pool with.
- If she’s drinking a big, blue frozen drink she wants to have sex with you.
- If she asks you questions… kiss her to shut her up and she’ll want to have sex with you.
- If she’s wearing sexy underthings they have nothing to do with her preference and comfort she simply wants to have sex with you.
Anyone else find these “signs” disturbingly similar to a rapist’s defense? Yes, I did shudder when I typed that, but this entire article from Men’s Health could be titled “She was asking for it.” And while the author dances around the “have sex” and “have sex with you” comments his opening line is quite disturbing.
Some women go out looking for sex. Here’s how to find them and make it happen.
Find them and make it happen.