Delaware Liberal

No one is safe. [Land Sharks]

Apparently the Jersey Shore is not for Snooki disturbing the peace anymore. Look at what came ashore yesterday is Seaside Park:


h/t Gothamist.

This is clearly an invasion. The sharks seek nothing less than total domination of both the oceans and the land. We must stop them. Therefore, President Obama has called on all teabaggers to gather at the nearest port and take to the sea to defeat these ancient enemies on their ground so that we don’t have to fight them here.

(This kills many birds with one stone).

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