Asshat of the Day (For Wednesday)

Filed in National by on August 5, 2010

It’s a day late because I and many others were celebrating the overturning of Proposition 8 in California.

Without a doubt, yesterday’s winner is Dan Maes (Teabag – Colorado) for all of his talk about the evils of bike riding. Seems that a program to get people out of their cars and on to bikes in the City and County of Denver is actually an evil plan to place Denver, and then the rest of Colorado, under the control of the UN. But all of this crazy talk didn’t stop Maes. Apparently, he’s been able to link this program, and probably bike riding, to abortion. Go to www.denverpost.com and check out what this wingnut is saying and his problems with filing campaign and business paperwork on time.

So, Dan Maes, for all of your kooky talk about bikes leading to the establishment of a New World Order and the subjugation of millions of Coloradans, you are our Asshat of the Day.

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:
    August 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Seriously, MJ, Dr. Kevin Pezzi for asshat of the day. Here’s just a taste:

    In two posts on Andrew Breitbart’s BigGovernment website, Dr. Kevin Pezzi smears Shirley Sherrod as a racist, claiming that “if someone deserves to be put on a pedestal for overcoming racism, it isn’t Sherrod.” The racism criticism is ironic coming from Pezzi, who has repeatedly used racial epithets like “Japs” and “Chinks,” and claimed Native and African Americans should have been grateful for their subjugation by whites.

    Pezzi, who says that “Breitbart asked me to write for BigGovernment.com,” has a peculiar self-described history. Pezzi claims to be responsible for “over 850 inventions” and schemes such as a “magic bullet” for cancer, a “robotic chef,” and sexual inventions like “penile enlargement techniques” and “ways to tighten the vagina” (because “men like women with tight vaginas”). Pezzi has started multiple websites, from term paper helpers to a sexual help site that answers “your questions about sexual attraction, pleasure, performance, and libido” (Pezzi is qualified to do so because “No doctor in the world knows more about sexual pleasure than I do”).

    Pezzi also claims to have “beaten Bill Gates” on a math aptitude test, turned down a blind date with Katie Couric, and says he’s “bigger than some porno stars.”

  2. MJ says:
    August 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    That’s a good entry, UI. Also just listening to Mitch McConnell just now is to nominate him.

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