If the medium is the message, this “First State Patriots” meeting on debunking climate change and shitting on Castle for voting for “Cap and Trade!” is going to be a nutbag fest.
The flyer arrived in my driveway last night, in a plastic zip lock bag which also contained a few stones. This is an advertising medium favored by babysitters, lawn mowers, and independent handymen. It was so convincingly disguised that I passed on picking it up on my way out to walk the dog this morning and only bent down to check it out after Rags completed his morning inspection of neighborhood fire hydrants.
As you can see this is no ordinary handyman advertisement. “First State Patriots” are hosting and world renowned quack David Legates to mock rationality and spit in the face of the scientific method on August 9th. He is sharing the stage with this year’s “Crazy Eileen” John Nichols – who is going to take a dump on Mike Castle for his “cap and tax” vote.
Note how Legates uses the word “Rational” twice in the eight word title of his talk. (That’s how you know he is rational, and all the other scientists in the world are full of shit.)
Bring your birth certificate to be entered in a drawing for a genuine numbered and signed Christine O’Donnell bounced check.