Delaware Liberal

Christine-isms

So these are just from memory.

“America is one of the most free places in the country.”

That one is worthy of Dan Quayle and W.

“I have never raised taxes and I never will.”

She meant to say that she never “paid” taxes and never will. I wish I could say I thought that up myself, but the credit goes to Shirley Vandever on Facebook. Further, she has never been in a position to raise taxes, and never will.

“I’ve been busy. I haven’t even had the time to do my laundry!”

In an answer about Israel, at the Jewish Community Center. Prim and proper little old Jewish ladies around me look enraged at that answer.

“Our best foreign policy should be we win, they lose.”

So America must vanquish or destroy all other countries. Not THAT is a foreign policy.

“I want to place troops on our Southern and Northern borders.”

Canada is now a threat to America, even though Canada is Glen Urquhart’s idea of all that is good and holy in this world.

And I am sure I will find more after looking at the WDEL clips.

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