Other Stuff Christine O’Donnell Recently Learned
“You’re telling me the earth is more than 10,000 years old?”
“You’re telling me “Red Dawn” was a work of fiction?”
“You’re telling me they recorded that crappy Bill Maher show?”
“You’re telling me people from Delaware are allowed to contribute to my campaign?”
“You’re telling me Delaware voters aren’t as stupid as Delaware Republican primary voters? Dang it!”
“You’re telling me Jesus was not American?”
I forgot one.
“You’re telling me Jesus didn’t say anything about abortion or homosexuality?”
“You’re telling me you’re not me?”
“You’re telling me ‘Chicken of the Sea’ is tuna?”
“You’re telling me my fifteen minutes is over?”
“You’re telling me Catholics believe in evolution?”
“You’re telling me that I’m not in New Jersey?”
“You’re telling me ‘welfare’ is in the Constitution?”
“You’re telling me I’m not a brilliant Constitutional scholar?”
“You’re telling me that silly little blood ceremony was a pact with the devil?”
“You’re telling me that they were laughing at me?”
You’re telling me I’m not as cute or as smart as I think I am?
“You’re telling me not to wear black in the ad?”
“You’re telling me a pearl necklace is a what?”
“You’re telling me a mattress isn’t a satanic altar?”
You’re telling me masturbation doesn’t cause blindness? or unsightly palm hair?
You’re telling me that the 2nd amendment isn’t the only amendment to the Constitution?
“You’re telling me pointing my shower massager there is masturbation?”
You’re telling me that Oxford is also in Mississippi?
“You telling me the voices in my head aren’t God and his choir of angels?”
“You’re telling me New Castle County is legally obligated to balance its budget?”
“You’re telling me Fox news isn’t considered local media?”
“You’re telling me thats not a hole in the ground, it’s my what?”
“You’re telling me I have to pay people to come to my rallies?”
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1010/So_much_for_the_enthusiasm_gap.html?showall
These are all really good, and much closer to the truth than we dare to believe.
A1 – I had some Delaware friends who now go to American University who did a road trip to Columbus, OH to help Mary Jo Kilroy. But I think they paid their own way there. I did the same thing for Kerry in 2004 and paid my own way.
MJ, I have been offered “street money” for doing walking GOTV in PA basically to cover lunch and incidentals, but these Xtine ads are literally desperate. But I guess she has the money.
“You’re telling me Hillary Clinton is Vice President?”
“You’re telling me there’s a Newark in Delaware, too?”