She can’t decide. Is Jesus her co-pilot, or not?
First, during the primary, we heard the conclusive statement that she had Jesus whispering in her ear. Urging her onward, or at least that’s what she thinks he meant by whispering the word “credibility” to her. He could have meant that she had none and shouldn’t run for office. (That GOD – he is so cryptic.)
Then someone told her that talking about how God talks to you makes you sound crazy, so she cleaned it up a bit for her debate with Chris Coons, by saying that her beliefs were irrelevant and that her faith “hasn’t really influenced my politics.” [Writer rubs eyes comically, looks at bottle of whiskey in hand and throws it into the trash]
Now this…
Not only is God relevant again, but HE the reason she is running. God will not stop whispering to her and generally will not get off her back. Part of the reason is that her supporters keep pestering God to butt into the race:
“The day that we saw a spike in the polls was a day that some people had a prayer meeting for me that morning for this campaign,” explained the Tea Party-backed hopeful. “I believe that prayer plays a direct role in this campaign…”
Bonus Fun: 1) Hold it. The only way she got a “spike in the polls” was by comparing the apples and carburetors of two different polling outfits. To say otherwise would be to lie and we know Christine would not lie, not even to save famous Jesus killer, Anne Frank. 2) She claims in the CBN interview that she had to be talked into running. Ha!