I’ve been away on special assignment (actually, just been busy putting together my agency’s annual financial report to Congress), but Asshat returns.
Like mother, like daughter, today’s winner is a bit of a loose canon, especially with her mouth. It seems that Willow Palin was upset that some stranger on Facebook dissed her mama’s show on TLC.
Willow Palin, the 16-year-old daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, wrote multiple Facebook posts containing homophobic slurs such as “faggot” on Sunday night, according to TMZ.
Hey Willow! Do you kiss your parents with that mouth?
Of course, some people are brushing off the comments as typical teenage language. And even if it is, that’s no excuse for calling someone a faggot. But Willow seems to have some weird sense of superiority.
During the premiere of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” Sunday night — a boy named Tre who went to school with the Palin kids wrote a status update that read, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska, is failing so hard right now.”
The comment sparked an intense response from Willow — who replied on the boy’s wall, “Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting … My sister had a kid and is still hot.”
Willow followed up that comment with another that read, “Tre stfu. Your such a f**got.”
Bristol Palin also got in on the smacktalk — writing a message to Tre saying, “You’re running your mouth just to talk sh*t.”
What is it with these kids? Has St. Sarah just totally screwed them up?
And it seems that Willow is not as sweet and innocent as we’ve been led to believe. An Alaskan blogger has claimed that Willow was part of a teenage vandalism scandal and escaped any charges because of her mama.
When Sarah was confronted with Willow’s involvement she at first said that it was impossible since Willow was out of town. However when Troopers interviewed the other teens, every single one of them identified Willow as a participant, and further revealed that it was she who directed the other teens to the house, which she knew to be empty, for the sole purpose of having a party. (In today’s post AlaskaWTF called Willow the ringleader. Which is accurate in that it was she who knew the location of the house, but whether or not she was involved in the incredible destruction is still undetermined.)
Now confronted with this new information you may assume that the Palins would do the right thing and surrender their daughter to the authorities, allow her to suffer the consequences of her actions, and then treat this as a painful but necessary learning experience.
If you believed that for even an instant then you don’t know squat about Sarah Palin.
No instead Sarah circled the wagons (There are rumors she even hired legal counsel) and she started to call in favors. Scandal had to be avoided at all cost. (This was right around the time that her contract with Fox News was being announced.)
According to sources close to the Alaska State troopers there was a secret weekend meeting. This meeting took place between the Palin’s and some very highly placed people involved in the juvenile justice department.
Directly after this secret meeting the word came down to the juvenile justice probation officer, Chris Evans, that ONLY the boys who had participated would be charged with the crime. The girls would only be identified as “witnesses” and face no criminal penalties.
If St. Sarah and her lap dog of a husband actually stayed home and raised their kids instead of being the starfuckers they’ve become, maybe these kids wouldn’t be as screwed up as they are. Come to think of it, may St. Sarah and Todd should be the asshats today.