Well, Chanukah starts next Wednesday at sundown, so I thought the email with this gift information was just in time.
NOT!
Here’s the text from the email:
With the holiday season quickly approaching, there’s no better time to visit the GOP Store and find truly unique and inspiring gifts for all the commonsense conservative Republicans in your life! Celebrate our 2010 election success and ring in the New Year with great gifts from your GOP Store…
Featured Items
2010 Republican National Committee Collectable Ornament
Add some patriotic good cheer and Republican pride to your holiday décor with this limited edition brass RNC Holiday Ornament — a fantastic keepsake for celebrating a successful 2010 election year!
Plush RNC 2010 Holiday Elephant
Meet “Twinkle,” the newest member of our adorable line of collectable RNC plush elephants! “Twinkle” is ready for merriment and makes a perfect stocking stuffer for all your little Republicans who have been so good this year… Actual size 5″ x 4″.
2011 RNC “American Exceptionalism” Calendar
Get ready for an exceptional new year with our 2011 Commemorative RNC wall calendar! Featuring original artwork that celebrates the unique character and achievements of the American people, the 2011 RNC Calendar will inspire you and yours throughout the coming year.
You Fired Pelosi — Now Get The Gear!
Let everyone know you helped send Nancy Pelosi a pink slip — and are ready to give Barack Obama a taste of the same medicine in 2012! Get t-shirts, buttons, travel mugs, bumper stickers and more from the GOP Store today!
Twinkle the Elephant? That sounds a lot like Michael Steele’s drag name. And I couldn’t find the Sarah Palin version of the Bass-O-Matic. Damn!