1) Is it me or has Violent J descended into self-parody?
2) Dave contacted me through the ether, like how Dracula contacted Renfield, and aksed me to pass along this bit of Republican wisdom: “Tax cuts pay for themselves.”
3) My next holiday is tomorrow. It is a holiday of my our creation called, “Oh Tannebaum Tag” which means Oh Christmas Tree Day in German.
4) There is no #4.