Pre-Chanukah Asshats of the Day

So I’m sitting here chilling to some Celia Cruz (Azucar!) and thought, hey, I haven’t honored anyone lately with an asshat award. And today we have two winners.

Our first winner is Eugene Delgaudio, a Republican representing Sterling on the Loudoun County (VA) Board of Supervisors. I think we all read about Pandora’s experience with the TSA. Basically non-eventful. But Delgaudio takes this asinine reluctance to ensure that our airways are safe to a new level – he uses it to further his homophobic views and raise money for his sham non-profit (he’s probably the only one profiting from it). He claims that the new pat down procedures are part of a “wide-scale homosexual agenda.”

Delgaudio made the comments in a widely distributed e-mail sent in his capacity as president of the conservative nonprofit Public Advocate of the United States.

In the e-mail — reported by WUSA9 — Delgaudio also says the TSA’s non-discrimination hiring policy is “the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special rights.”

“That means the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,” he wrote.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s exactly what the TSA folks are thinking. But this isn’t the first time that Delgaudio has reared his ugly homophobic head.

In a petition urging opposition to The Student Non-Discrimination Act introduced in Congress by Rep. Jared Polis of Colorado, Delgaudio said the bill would turn America’s “playgrounds into homosexual breeding grounds.”

In a fundraising and survey appeal, Delgaudio also reportedly said the homosexual agenda in Congress promotes same-sex marriages and adoptions, which will lead to “men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to ‘pick out’ a little boy for themselves.”

As an expert homosexual, I can tell you that none of the gay men I know would touch this schmuck, even if he was buying the drinks at the Blue Moon and handing out hundred dollar bills. I look at his picture and all I can think of is CLOSET CASE! Maybe Down-low David knows him.

And for one final time, here is the Real Gay Agenda:
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Our second winner,Texas State Representative Leo Berman is just your average run-of-the-mill birther, but one who holds elective office. This is what we would have in Sussex if Crazy Eileen ever ran for something and managed to win. I’m surprised that Anderson Cooper just didn’t call this guy a lying sack of manure. It seems that Rep. Berman was severely beaten with a stupid stick when he was a young man. Either that, or he’s a product of Texas public schools.

Two for the price of one. What a great way to start off the Chanukah holiday.