Delaware Liberal

Paranoia, Delaware Style

I ran across this little item in yesterday’s News Journal:

Buried deep in an electronic newsletter issued Saturday by the conservative 9-12 Delaware Patriots was an item letting people know about an emergency preparedness workshop next month in Dover.

“Are you prepared to cope with empty stores within hours of the proclamation of a general emergency?” asked the item. It was nestled between a link to a blog on how ABC News wonders if “Obama is Creating State-Run Media” and dates for upcoming deadlines for those interested in running for school boards.

Little else was said other than, “this is going to be very informative, and with all the recent events unfolding, this is one workshop you don’t want to miss!”

If you are curious about preparing for an emergency, make sure to be at the March 19 workshop, which starts at noon at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints at 237 Lebanon Road, slightly west of the intersection of Old Mill Road.

So, what do you think they’re selling? Gold coins? Survival seeds? Glenn Beck’s 100-yr plan? Perhaps we should all attend, since we’ve already heard that the Rapture is actually happening this May, we need to be prepared for all those John Galts to be raptured.

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