“I think there should be some self-examination from the administration on the idea that you favor a woman’s right to an abortion, but you don’t favor a woman or a man’s right to choose what kind of light bulb, what kind of dishwasher, what kind of washing machine…We have to flush the toilet 10 times before it works. I’ve been waiting for 20 years to talk about how bad these toilets are and this was a good excuse today.”
I’ve looked and looked and for the life of me I can’t find the law mandating a 24-hour waiting period before you can purchase a toilet. I also couldn’t find the law requiring a mandatory sonogram before using the toilet. Perhaps someone can point me in the right direction.
He added (in case you’re not skeeved out enough):
“We have to flush the toilet 10 times before it works,” Paul said. “I’ve been waiting for 20 years to talk about how bad these toilets are and this was a good excuse today.”
Dude, TMI. Perhaps he should change his diet?