Florida state representative Scott Randolph has been a naughty, naughty boy.
During last week’s discussion about a bill that would prohibit governments from deducting union dues from a worker’s paycheck, state Rep. Scott Randolph, D-Orlando, used his time during floor debate to argue that Republicans are against regulations — except when it comes to the little guys, or serves their specific interests.
At one point Randolph suggested that his wife “incorporate her uterus” to stop Republicans from pushing measures that would restrict abortions. Republicans, after all, wouldn’t want to further regulate a Florida business.
Apparently the GOP leadership of the House didn’t like the one-liner.
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“Additionally, the Speaker believes it is important for all Members to be mindful of and respectful to visitors and guests, particularly the young pages and messengers who are seated in the chamber during debates. In the past, if the debate is going to contain language that would be considered inappropriate for children and other guests, the Speaker will make an announcement in advance, asking children and others who may be uncomfortable with the subject matter to leave the floor and gallery.”
Exactly! Icky girlie parts make some people really uncomfortable. We certainly don’t want Florida’s college students hearing anatomically correct names for body parts. We want them to keep believing babies are delivered by storks and are stored in women’s tummies.
Perhaps you can help out the Florida GOP. What are the politically acceptable terms that can be used in mixed company?