I know that having “Two Tahitian Women” as one’s favorite Gauguin panting is like having “Starry Night” as one’s favorite Van Gogh painting, or “Water Lilies” as your favorite Monet painting, but some visual cliches are visual cliches because THEY ARE AWESOME!! AMIRIGHT?
Anyway, art appreciation aside, this women is no doubt a teabagger and Republican.
She hated this painting…
…because:
…Gaugin is evil. He has nudity and is bad for children. He has two women in the painting and it is very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned.”
She is also from the CIA, has a radio in her head, and thinks Bristol Palin is a great advocate for teenage abstinence.
(I’m guessing on that last one.)