Hey CRI, you guys hate wind power. Wind power drives you fucking nuts. If wind power was a person you’d cut its head off and shove its lifeless torso through a wood chipper.
Wind power is pure evil. Wind power played with your little CRI thingy when you were ten, stole your best girl at 17, or borrowed $50 and never paid it back. Wind power is something YOU FUCKING HATE!!!
We get it.