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UPDATE: GOP Convention News: Sig Stomps on Protack, O’Donnell Stomps on Veracity

– Protack’s huffy exit caused him to miss the standing ovation that followed when someone thanked him for his “years of service.”

-While he talked about Jesus being on Don Ayotte’s side, Eric Bodenweiser wore his best Boss Hog White Suit in order to reinforce his message that SC Republicans are an anachronistic joke.

– Seiglar defeats Protack by 276 to 43 votes for GOP Chair. Thus making Protack’s election record a hard to rival, 0-11
– Ayotte nominated by Bodenwiser for VChair. Will Ayotte lose by fewer votes than Protack? Smart money says yes.
-Ayotte garners 63 votes to Lavelle’s 269 – making Protack this year’s biggest loser. (Thus bringing his “biggest loser record to an impressive 11-0 )
– Christine “I’m lying” O’Donnell could not make it to the dinner last night due to “traffic.”

– DE GOP Presidential straw poll has 15 flavors of crazy:

* Michele Bachmann, the birther who likes to make up shit crazy.
* John Bolton, the “I wanna bomb the shit out of everything” crazy
* Herman Cain, I’m a rich guy who is not named Trump crazy
* Chris Christie, fat looser who figured out that teachers are parasites crazy
* Mitch Daniels, I’m not Charlie Daniels but I want to fight the devil in a fiddle paying duel crazy
* Newt Gingrich, I’m not faithful to my wives becuase I love America too much crazy
* Mike Huckabee, Jesus wants me to be in the WHite House crazy
* Gary Johnson, Republicans will vote for a Libertarian from New Mexico crazy
* Sarah Palin, ’nuff said crazy
* Tim Pawlenty, I’m not as fat as Christie, but just as crazy crazy
* Ron Paul, the gold standard of crazy
* Charles Elson “Buddy” Roemer III, American’s need a buddy crazy
* Mitt Romney, I have more flip[s than Wilson and more flops than Spiderman crazy
* Rick Santorum, “eewww” crazy
* Donald Trump, I’m going to blow this mother-fucking race up crazy

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