Sometimes I find myself reading Craigslist.
Dover Home Depot garden ctr – m4w – 40 (Dover De)
Date: 2011-05-30, 10:45PM EDT
To the smokin’ hot girl in the garden center at Dover Home Depot. I was in on Memorial Day looking for the metal hose reel. Love that curly hair and those jeans! WOW!
I wonder if “metal hose reel” is some kind of code?
Walmart Shopper drinking Gin – m4w – 45 (Elsmere)
Date: 2011-05-22, 9:03PM EDT
I saw you at the Elsmere Walmart. You were drinkin Gin, that was hidden in your bra. I asked for some, and you pulled your electric cart in the corner near the 99cent DVD’s. You told me that your husband beat you and we laughed cuz he was in the Fishing section. He had an Oxygen tank, and hole in his neck to breathe. We hid in the bathroom, and your two kids helped me get you out of your chair so we could get frisky while they bloged the door . I still have the perfume and nail polish that you asked me to hide in my camafauge pants, and you still have my hart. I just can’t get that Tattoo of yours off my mind, and I need to see it again. You wanted to go to NASCAR but it was rainin. I went instead of followin u home If you are still serious about leaving the old airbag, I’m right here waiting for you.
If you like Pina Coladas…
Jenn-(chemist)from Astra Zeneca – m4w – 45 (delaware)
Date: 2011-05-11, 7:25AM EDT
Have not seen in long time……..Hoping all is well