Governor
Democrat: Jack Markell (Incumbent)
Republican: Terry Spence (Disgraced former Legislator)
Outcome: Markell does not break a sweat trouncing this sad sack.
US Senate – DEM PRIMARY
Democrat: Tom “I’m a Republican!” Carper (Incumbent)
Democrat: Mike Matthews (Former blogger, Former Heavy Guy)
Outcome: You know full well that this would be awesome.
US Senate
Democrat: Tom “You Looking at Me?!” Carper (Incumbent)
Republican: Kevin Wade (Nutbag, Flat Tax Advocate & Hair Club for Men Reject)
Outcome: In spite of the primary, perhaps the most one sided election in the history of Delaware politics.
US House of Representatives
Democrat: John Carney (Incumbent)
Republican: Glen Urquhart (Thinks separation of Church and State is a Nazi Plot)
Outcome: Urquhart edges Wade to win the second biggest loser crown.
Lt Governor
Democrat: Matt Denn (Incumbent)
Republican: Charles Lamot DuPont Copeland (Glutton for Punishment)
Outcome: Copeland’s bizarre West Wilmington strategy still sucks.
Insurance Commissioner – DEM PRIMARY
Democrat: Mitch Crane (former IC Acting Director of Consumer Services)
Democrat: Karen Weldin Stewart (Incumbent, Glamour Shots Advocate)
Outcome: Crane wins 57-43, bringing consumer protection back to the forefront of the IC’s
.