I don’t watch the GOP debates because I cherish the tattered remnants of my sanity. If I did watch that panderific hatefest, I’d be tempted to come up with fantasy league rules and schedule a draft. The scoring rules would go a little something like this.
Saying Reagan’s name 10 times = 1 point
Direct comparison of self to Reagan = 2 points
Saying that remaining in Afganistan demonstrates “our strength” = 1 point
Saying “tax cuts” 20 times = 1 point
Mentioning George Bush favorably = 1 point
Saying that the budget can be balanced without raising taxes = 5 points
The “Oh no he didn’t!” moment (directly attacking another candidate on something that is “off limits” eg. Bachmann’s migrains or Gingriches serial marriages) = 10 points
This is a quick take on the concept. Someone who actually watches the debates could probably punch it up a bit.