Palin Supporters Unphased By Palin’s Adultery & Cocain Use

Filed in National by on September 15, 2011

It is all about context. Let’s break this down and you can see why Palin fans not only don’t mind that she did blow and black guys – but welcome the news.

The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin… claims Palin was seen snorting cocaine off the top of a 55-gallon drum while snowmobiling with friends. It also alleges she smoked marijuana with a professor while at Mat-Su College in Alaska.

So the adultery… Gingrich helps out Palin here, because he first explained patriotic fucking to the idiot Republican masses. Palin supporters (all five of them) know that if Palin was fucking someone not named Todd Palin, there was a pretty goddamn good patriotic reason for it. Score: Palin 1 Haters 0

The cocaine use: “Mama Griz” was snorting the stuff off a 55 gallon drum of crude oil. It is clear that she is saying, “Listen up natural resources – you are my bitch!” This is a perfectly legitimate thumb in the eye of tree hugging fags from Berkley to wherever else tree hugging fags congregate.

She is a maverick, get it? This only embiggens her mythic status among stupid people.

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  1. Ronnie P says:

    It’s pretty disgusting anyone would even give credence to this garbage.

  2. aoine says:

    Why Ronnie? Having trouble with the whole virgin/whore concept?
    Or is it the “Mary Magdeline” magery you can’t get your head around?

  3. socialistic ben says:

    oh, ok. alleging an ex-beauty queen with no clear set of morals who; brazenly parades around her knocked-up daughter, her mentally handicapped son, and her blood lust for endangered species in order to attract the support of racist morons, who couldn’t even finnish her job is also an adultress coke-head is “garbage”, but the idea that a Harvard grad who was rasied in Kansas is a secret Muslim who has been bred from birth for the singular purpose of hurting white people is a perfectly reasonable question to ask.

  4. Jason330 says:

    Socialistic Ben for the win.

  5. Geezer says:

    Well, Glen Rice says the part about him is true — though how he would remember a one-night stand with an Alaskan sportscaster about 25 years ago is so far unexplained.

  6. Aoine says:

    @Geezer-maybe it was a notably BAD one night stand – that might make it memorable

  7. puck says:

    Maybe she quit halfway through.

  8. Geezer says:

    I dunno about that, Aoine. They did call her “Barracuda.”

  9. jason330 says:

    That’s probably it. She yelled out “tax cuts!” at ..uh… awkward moments.

  10. MJ says:

    Jason – isn’t that consider dirty talk during sex?

  11. Truth Teller says:

    Can’t think of anything I could say that wouldn’t be X RATED so I won’t say a word

    Here I go I just couldn’t resist instead of Tax Cuts maybe it was DRILL BABY DRILL

  12. Rebecca says:

    Could have been a heartbeat away from the presidency. The GOP is all about elections and nothing to do with governing. Just ICK.

  13. X Stryker says:

    “Don’t retreat, reload!”

    Too funny to resist!

  14. Frank Knotts says:

    If you were to believe this stuff, wouldn’t that make her a star in the liberal view?

  15. puck says:

    Only if there is videotape.

  16. Conservative says:

    Well nobody on your side cared that obama was doing blow and white guys (google Larry Sinclair) just 10 years ago.

  17. Geezer says:

    And nobody on your side hesitates to repeat it. Remember, yours is the side that brags about its morality.

  18. Aoine says:

    @Geezer – LOL

    @ Truth Teller – that was funny!

    @Xstryker – thats funny too

    @puck – maybe she BIT, half-way thru

    talented group we have here……