The House passed a looney-tunes appropriations bill that includes looney tunes teabaggy disaster relief provision which require additional funding for FEMA for disaster relief to be offset with direct payments to oil companies ….cuz, you know… job creators.
Harry Reid said, “We are sending that bullshit back to the teaBag-a-go-go. The flooded people need some benjamins.”
And President Cantor said, “Go ahead and we’ll shut down everything except the Rayburn House Office Building Sex Dungeon.” And then he said, the consequences “will be on Leader Reid’s shoulders because he’s the one playing politics with this.”
(Note: the last quote is accurate. The others are guessed at.)