I thought I smelled something funny…

Filed in National by on October 6, 2011

Delaware City Refinery – It’s Officially Reopening!

What: Governor Markell will help celebrate the official reopening ceremony of the Delaware City Refinery. Nearly 500 employees and 250 contract employees have been rehired.

Who: Governor Jack Markell

  • U.S. Senator Thomas Carper
  • U.S. Senator Christopher Coons
  • International Vice President of United Steelworkers Gary Beevers
  • PBF Energy Chairman Thomas D. O’Malley
  • Blackstone President and COO Tony James
  • First Reserve Managing Director Tim Day
  • Senator Dori Connor
  • Senator Bruce Ennis
  • Speaker of the House Bob Gilligan
  • House Majority Whip Valerie Longhurst
  • Rep. Quin Johnson
  • Rep. Rebecca Walker
  • Rep. Michael Mulrooney

When: Friday, October 7, at 10:00 am. Press set-up begins at 9:00 a.m.
Where: Delaware City Refinery, 4550 Wrangle Hill Road, Delaware City
Press should enter at the Main Gate.
Press set up begins at 9:00 a.m. A mult box will be available for audio feeds.
RSVP: Lisa Lindsey, 609-504-2387 or Oriane Schwartzman, 347-446-8310

The sulfurous smell was issuing from direction of Tom Carper. Go figure.

Also, speaking of urine. This guy was tired of his co-workers drinking his green tea.

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  1. Joe Cass says:

    Actually, having working experience at the refinery since the mid-90’s, if Bob doesn’t use drugs, that there is liquid gold.
    If my brothers don’t like being faced the their ignominy then quit the shit. You’re making the undocumented look good.

  2. Jack Daw says:

    Tht’s jst th smll f nwshd hpps pwnd t #ccpyWllStrt

  3. Dana says:

    Well, it actually will be his urine, after it goes through the appropriate biological processing.

  4. anon says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Delaware Democrat Party’s Environmental “Leadership” (Carney can only read phonetically-spelled cue cards so he missed out on the festivities).

    Go Team Blue! After all, 1/2 1/4 1/8 1/100 1/10000 a molecule of progressive’s better than no…..ahhh fuck it.

    Lousy stinkin scum.