Any candidate, named Mitt Romney, at rest will remain at rest in the hearts of true patriot Christian ‘mericans, and any candidate. not named Mitt Romney, in motion will remain in motion unless they move up in the polls and get a little media scrutiny.
Newt’s got a watch with a minute hand, a millennium hand, and an eon hand.
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“The latest castoff from ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ Herman Cain, is here with us tonight. No, wait, I’m sorry. That’s a joke from next year.”
—Jimmy Kimmel