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Thanksgiving Day Open Thread [11.24.11]

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Delaware Liberal! We are grateful for our readers (most of them anyway), days when it doesn’t rain, the non-stop trainwreck that is the Delaware GOP, DL business meetings at Pandora’s house and the post scheduling feature so we can spend the day arguing politics with our families. Who can argue with Tradition? We hope you all are having a great day with loved ones and that all of your football teams beat the spread.

Did you know that your turkey is spreading the Muslim this Thanksgiving Day? Apparently wingnut queen Pamela Geller has discovered that Butterball turkeys are halal and creating Muslim terrorist cells throughout the land this Thanksgiving Day. Or something like that. Anyway, the always hilarious Tbogg gives us his rundown of the manufactured outrage of the day from conservatives. Really guys, you could just eat turkey-shaped spam and put us all out of your misery.

Need a quick primer before confronting your Fox Noise-watching wingnut relatives at the Thanksgiving table? Moveon.org provides you with some truth to counter with.

Any of your loved ones hunting Thanksgiving morning? I wouldn’t hold dinner for them if I were you:

Because out in the woods, the hunters are NOT the 99%.

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