Donald Trump now regarded by RWNJs as an Obama Double Agent
Too funny. In the sticky and damp world of the RWNJ conspiracy theorists, President Obama is capable of literally anything. Including…. wait for it… using Donald Trump as a “trojan horse” to make the GOP look bad by bringing back up birtherism while baiting “none of the above” minded Republicans with possibility of a third party campaign.
Trump seems stung by this turn of events, which (I hope) means he is definitely running as an Independent.
Wingnuts simultaneously believe that President Obama is a shockingly weak failure of a President, all the while being almost omnipotent, omnipresent and malicious. They say he fails at everything he does, while being the puppetmaster in any number of conspiracies, including orchestrating a coverup of his own birth while only three days old.
This is why I know they are all insane.
Nothing strange about regarding someone as simultaneously weak and omnipotent. It all makes perfect sense if you are a Republican.
You should hear what they say about Van Jones. He apparently set up and ran all the Occupy camps all over the country. Heck, he might even be committing the hundreds of rapes and murders they claim have occurred in them.
Occupy happened while Van Jones was busy making speeches, collecting Twitter followers, and looking good.
Way to miss Geezer’s point.
I thought I was agreeing with Geezer. Oh well.
Puck: At a Christmas party Saturday night, I actually had a conservative friend claim Van Jones was behind the whole thing. This was shortly before he told me I was a “cancer on society.” I guess I should refer to him as an ex-friend.
I’ll have to look into joining Van Jones’ efforts. Anybody who is getting under the skin of conservatives like that must be doing something right.
If I hadn’t been tipsy at the time, I would have told him, “That’s exactly what we WANT you to think! Bwahaha!”