Cheney Seen At Party With Oxygen Mask
The New York Post reports that former Vice President Dick Cheney was seen at a party recently using an oxygen mask to aid his breathing. A Cheney spokesperson denied the claim. “He’s doing fine,” the rep said. An artist’s conception of Cheney’s Oxygen mask is below:
I figured you’d do the Darth Vader mask.
Maybe his life will become to feel like a long slow waterboarding…
We can only wish.