Over the past week, we’ve had two excellent posts by Pandora on the rethuglican’s war on women.
Well, I guess our resident mysoginist, WGMD’s Colley the Fatman felt left out, because he had to add in his two cents.
Last Friday, El Blimpo posted this on the WGMD website and also sent it out on his twitter feed:
A caller to my Friday radio show (a woman and libertarian) asked if Sandra Fluke was training for the law or work in a bordello. What’s the difference? Without taxpayer funded contraception, Sandra Fluke no more. I’m told President Obama had no trouble tracking down her telephone number. It’s on every men’s room wall in Washington. When news of the call broke, Obama himself received a telephone call. Bill Clinton wanted Sandra’s number.
Now of course, you know that he’s going to claim that he was being funny. But those of us who know this schmuck and have been on the receiving end of his insults know otherwise. And you really have to love how he describes progressives: “…hemp clothing wearing, Volvo driving, cabernet sipping fellow travelers.” For the record, my clothes are usually 100% cotton, I drive a Hyundai, I cannot drink red wine because of the tannins (I prefer a nice Pinot Gris or a riesling) and the last time I looked, I’ve never been a member of the Communist party.
But MJ, seriously, what do Colley and Rushbo have in common besides hating educated women? Ah, grasshopper, I’ll explain. Both are obese, white men, who speak into a large, phallic device for 3-4 hours a day. Both are divorced (Curley once, Rushbo 3 times). Both claim to be Christians (listening to them I have my doubts), and both are slime bags idiots. Both are the voice and face of today’s GOP – Rushbo on a national basis and Curley down here in Sussex. Both also are defense hawks, but were too chicken shit to put on the uniform and serve their country, unlike this progressive.
My guess is that these are two very lonely people. While Rushbo is currently married (although you never see Mrs. Rusbo in public), Curley has had a series of bad relationships since his divorce. Hell, one of his ex-girlfriends still calls into his show on a daily basis, calling herself “Angry White Woman.” And this probably fuels their hatred of educated and outspoken women.
Colley calls himself the “big dog.” One of his promos states that “in conservative heaven, Robert Taft, Barry Goldwater, and William F. Buckley listen to” him. If they are, they’re shaking their heads in disgust because of how he and his ilk have polluted the conservative cause. Hell, I doubt that Goldwater would even be considered a conservative by today’s standard.
Yeah, even Delaware has its airwaves filled with BS on a daily basis.