Campaigns are extremely tough on a person’s body. Especially if you’re running for President.
This could explain why Rick Santorum is catching some rays poolside at La Concha in San Juan.
La Concha is one of the host hotels for the Atlantis Events Exotic Southern Caribbean Cruise which leaves San Juan on Sunday Saturday on the Celebrity Summit. This cruise will have about 2300 gay men on it and most are staying at La Concha. I wonder if Ricky was looking for something on the DL.
I got this picture from a friend of mine who is going on the cruise and is staying at the hotel. He actually took the picture and got confirmation from the Secret Service that the fat, pasty, white guy was indeed the frothy former senator from PA (that’s Pennsylvania, not an abbreviation for a body modification).
Here is another pic of Santorum in all of his adonis-like manliness.