Dear Dr. Liberal,
If conservative tax protesters were given the upper peninsula of Michigan, western Sussex County Delaware, or some similar unused corner of the county to be the new teabag homeland where they can live without being oppressed by taxes, constantly losing elections, and rap music, how long do you think it would be before Glenn Beck got appointed emperor?
Sincerely,
New Castle Quaker
Dear Quakey,
Great question. It would take 18 days for Beck to be fully installed as the infallible King of Wingnutia. In the first two days, they would decide that Beck would be a benevolent and kind dictator, then it would take the next 16 days for Beck to kill enough of them to collect enough femur bones to build a suitable throne.
Democratically Yours,
Dr. L
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