Things Black Presidents are Not Allowed to do….
From Greg Pinello’s “I have the Floor:”
1. Deliver State of the Union without being heckled
2. Complete Rose Garden remarks without interruption
3. Call for a joint session of Congress (the NERVE!)
4. Take a vacation (LAZY!)
5. Play golf (ELITIST!)
6. Play basketball (GHETTO!)
7. Attend Harvard (QUOTA!)
8. Have a birthday party (must instead be called “hip hop barbecue”)
9. Invite other black people to White House (THUGS!)
10. Speak to school children
11. Appoint judges
12. Serve without providing long-form birth certificate to douchebag rich guy and racist Sheriff
13. Serve without providing SAT scores (see #7)
14. Lawfully use executive authority when Congress refuses to act
15. Issue orders as Commander-in-Chief of the military
16. Take a single scintilla of credit for killing the world’s biggest terrorist
17. Run for re-election
18. Raise funds for said run
19. Go on late night TV […]
25. Use a teleprompter
Every item is accurate and provable.
And also posted in yesterday’s Open Thread.
Sorry, missed that Cassandra.
Probably need a new one: invoke executive privilege
Some of these are incomplete.
4. Take bunches of vacations for you and your wife at a cost to tax payers of over Ten Million Dollars.
7. Attend Harvard and conceal all your academic information.
12. Serve with a forged selective service card.
16. Take mountains and mountains of credit for the osama killing, even though he had to be forced into a decision.
17. Run for re election during most of his term.