1. The Dark Knight Rises – Is he good or is he bad? Christian Bale is less an actor than he is a guy who keeps his a-hole persona intact no matter what.
2. Prometheus – Not as good as the original, but what is?
3. The Avengers – I missed this when everyone else saw it, but I have a soft spot for super hero movies other don’t start Christian Bale.
4. Moonrise Kingdom – I’ve loved every single movie that Wes Anderson has made, so I’ll love this.
5. Brave – Disney wants you to know that it knows that girls don’t all aspire to be helpless princesses.
6. Dark Shadows – lots of 70’s jokes. looks funny.
7. Lawless – I can’t decide on this one. Prohibition, punching, shooting, Gray Oldman, etc.
8. The Bourne Legacy – ill be curious to see if the series works without my main man Jason Bourne.
Honorable mention:
The Amazing Spider-Man – I’m not ready for another spiderman
Rock of Ages – an 80s Rock musical So bad it’s good? I’ll be the judge of that.
Men in Black 3 – I’m going to enjoy this on HBO two years from now.
The Odd Life of Timothy Green – Childless couple creates a super baby Disney style. Hearts will melt as programmed.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – can the movie be as good as the premise? I doubt it.
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World