“Real” Government Accepting Sheriff Applications

Filed in National by on July 15, 2012

Jeff Christopher needs to get together with this person.

An Iowa woman who was running for a state Senate seat has dropped that bid after deciding the U.S. government is a sham, and has instead unilaterally declared herself a U.S. Senator from the Republic of Iowa in an alternative government, the Republic for the United States of America.
As Jason Noble of the Des Moines Register first reported, the candidate, Randi Shannon, had been running for the state’s 34th Senate district. However, she recently came to believe that the real U.S. government was replaced with an illegal one after the Civil War so, rather than continue her state-level pursuit, she dropped that bid and named herself a Senator of the what she thinks is the true government.

Can you imagine a country populated entirely by modern conservatives? Oh baby.

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  1. Miscreant says:

    “However, she recently came to believe that the real U.S. government was replaced with an illegal one after the Civil War so, rather than continue her state-level pursuit, she dropped that bid and named herself a Senator of the what she thinks is the true government.”

    I’m naming myself Mayor (and Sheriff) of Cool Spring, DE. Be prepared for a rise in taxes (for the jail).

  2. AQC says:

    I’m the Governor of Trolley Square!!

  3. MJ says:

    I’m the Lord High Chancellor of Rehoboth Beach.

  4. Aoine says:

    I’m the joker, the jester AND the Candle stick maker!!

  5. Joanne Christian says:

    Can I just be the news anchor?

  6. cassandra m says:

    Can I start a monarchy? I’ll promise a guillotine on Rodney Square and Tastycakes for everybody.

  7. Joanne Christian says:

    OK–because I will be doing live coverage. Yes, I’ll be hunting down who snuck Hostess in during the Tastykake toss. The guillotine activities will just be filler, because you know we don’t want to come off real stories :).

  8. Jason330 says:

    If anyone wants to know what the Wingnut Republic would look like, please watch this “Mr Show” clip: NEW FREELAND

    You will thank me. I promise.

  9. Delaware Feminista says:

    The foundation that’s bank rolling Christopher’s lawsuit against us is from Iowa, right?

  10. MJ says:

    Correct, Feminista.

  11. Dave says:

    Aside from the meeting the SC Council regarding mediation of the suit, I have heard nothing more.

    I wonder if the suit isn’t OBE by the passage of Corraling The Sheriff Act of 2012?

    I also wonder if there isn’t a job for Jeff Christopher in the Republic of Iowa. I am sure he would be happier there. I know I would be happier if he were there.