Look. Carper is going to coast back into the Senate for another 6 years and be just the big a-hole lackey for the 1% that he has always been. That is a given, so can we at least have a little fun with our foreknowledge of events?
At some point in the near future Tom Carper is going to be out of his bunker giving a big novelty check to some volunteer fire company. Likewise, Kevin Wade will be at some watermelon eating contest and will therefor be exposed to the public.
When either of these things happen, can you guys do me a big favor and start chanting “SMOOTH LIKE SUEDE !!!” and the rejoinder chant, “KEV-IN WADE!!”
It would really make my decade if you could do that, and people in the crowd started picking up the chant. Whatever is one better than ‘cloud 9′ is where I would be. “Cloud 10?”
Wade would get a sudden false sense of hope and TC would know that we know that he is a big ol’ d-bag.