SNL Thursday Political Special “…poor people hate having jobs”
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– The Bible was not a movie first
– Stalactites is not a childhood disease
– Iowa City never elected Mayor McCheese
– Allegra is not a religion
– Jeremy Lin was traded, not deported
– The sun and moon do not High-Five as they pass each other
– Vaginas do not look like that
– A dead person’s skill does not contain their memories
– Ron Paul is one person
– Not all cats are gay
– The atlanta Hawks are a team, not an infestation
– Ellen DeGeneres never married a car
– Benedict Arnold was not a character on Diff’rent Strokes
– A wind turbine has never cut off the head of a pretty girl in a convertible
– The Tasmanian Devil is not the president of Tasmania
– Al Gore never claimed to invent Nintendo
– Neil Armstrong was not the first person to moon someone
– The Keystone Pipeline is not filled with Keystone Light
– Swiss banks are not full of holes
– Camp David does not have a sister camp called Camp Denise
– Doggielove is not a sexually transmitted disease
– They did not name Mars after the Mars Rover
– Monica Lewinsky was never an internment camp
– Six comes after five
– Kim Jong-Un is not the CEO of Yahoo
– Left handed people cannot read your thoughts
– Lobsters are not “Ocean Spiders”
– Cat Fancy is a magazine, not a man/cat dating website
– The US Postal Service never released a Kesha stamp
– “F” is not a blood type
– Parsley is not one of the Spice Girls
– Usain Bolt is not a new action movie starring John C. Riley
– LIBOR is not a giant praying mantis
– Old Navy is not one of the Armed Forces
– The letter’s in “Massachussetts” cannot be rearranged to spell “Same Sex Marriage”
– Crabs don’t breastfeed
– Animal Planet is not an acceptale nickname for Telemundo
– Al Jazeera is not the co-host of Tool Time
– Babies never “skip ahead” to being 10
– Angelo Merkel is not a palindrome
– You can’t outrun Polio
– The Negro League is not “Back and better than ever”
– Latin Inches is not the Mexican metric system
– The Russian national anthem is not the US national anthem played backwards
– Rocky never fought Lassie